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Q
How do dick pics make u feel?
Anonymous
A

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.


agenteverdeen:

mockingjay out

(via beyoncevevo)


shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

(via zonkos-jokeshop)



Behind the Scenes of Iron Man 2

Behind the Scenes of Iron Man 2

(via folieassdeux)


panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

(via zonkos-jokeshop)


artemia:

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

this looks like so much fun

(via zonkos-jokeshop)


blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

(via lyxdelsic)


thegreenwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]

I could totally be okay with this.

(via kid-paret)


chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via i-wannabeyourdrug)


barackobotm:

the american school system 

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(via kid-paret)


spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

(via i-wannabeyourdrug)


alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

(via setbabiesonfire)


raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(via kid-paret)


how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via kid-paret)


skeletongrazed:

shout out to the peaceful skeleton communitity

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